Like many other people in this country I have been searching for Jesus. I am sure there are many reasons people want to find Jesus but I must admit my own reasons are simply out of curiosity. I want to know why Jesus hasn’t issued a statement in support of the 99% . Has Jesus been affected by the economy? Have his activities been hindered by budget cuts? Has he lost his direct line to God because he can’t pay the phone bill. I wonder if Jesus is hurting as bad as the rest of us and why he has remained silent for so long. I wonder if there is a great evil at work and if Jesus is in serious trouble.
As I thought about ways I might find out about the status of Jesus I recalled a sign I saw in a photograph from Occupy Wall Street that said “Satan is running Wall Street”. Could this be true? It definitely sounds plausible and makes perfect sense the more I think about it. Now I wonder ,if Satan is running Wall Street would he also have time to run our corporate media complex? Of course he would, who else could repeat the lies they tell with a straight face. I suspect there is a great evil at work and that Jesus is in serious trouble.
Now there is no more time to waste I need to find Jesus and see if he is ok. Where could he be? As far as I know nobody in this country has had actual contact with Jesus for quite some time. Unless, is it possible Jesus has been here and Satan told his media empire to bury the story? Yes,I am sure this is true and I’ll bet if I just google Jesus I can find someone who has seen him. After googling Jesus I know that there is a great evil at work and Jesus is in serious trouble.
It turns out that after all these years Jesus was living in the same town that I live in ,but as of last May Jesus doesn’t live here any more. Jesus was arrested two months ago and sent to a corporate detention facility where he was beaten and tortured before being deported. I chose not to notice there was a great evil at work and Jesus was in serious trouble.
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